Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Move over Wendy's ... my Frosty is just as good!!!

I LOVE Frosty's from Wendy's.

LOVE THEM!!!

Pretty sure I ate one daily when I was pregnant with Breeanna.

They are SO GOOD!!!

Which is why when I discovered a recipe for a homemade version of a Wendy's Frosty ...

I. Was. In.




1/2 gallon of chocolate milk

1 can of Sweetened Condensed Milk

1 container of whipped topping

Put in your ice cream maker ...

And PRESTO!!!

Yummy chocolate goodness!!!

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Sunday, August 26, 2012

Happy Birthday to my favorite 35 year old!!!

This year instead of getting Clint a delicious yummy straight to my ass chocolate cake ...

I decided to go a different route ...

Happy Birthday Clint!!!


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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Useful information ...

Can't remember which side of the car your gas tank is on???

Look at your gas gauge.

Most cars have a small arrow pointing to the side that the tank is located.

Having one car ...

A SUV ...

And a turck ...

I can neve remember which side it which.



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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Such is my life ...

When something funny or outrageous happens in my life ...

Which lets face it ... is all the time ...

I think to myself ...

Why the heck don't I have my own television show by now???

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Friday, July 6, 2012

Dear Clint:

I know it is hard to believe that I am right 98% of the time ... but that just goes to show you how truely awesome of a wife you married.

The other 2% of the time is normally involving something that has to do with Math or anything related to football.

Love: The one that does your laundry


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Thursday, June 28, 2012

H.O.T. ...

You know it is to flippin hot outside ...

When even the ice cream truck melts!!!


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Another reason ...

Reason #4593 that Clint and I were meant to be together:

If you have someone in your life ... who laughs at the same crap you do ... no matter how messed up it may be.

They are your solemate.




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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

This is so my life ...




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Saturday, June 23, 2012

Bring on the next party ...

Everyone has seen a sock monkey before.

Many of us probably had one as a child.

BUT ... have you seen a Wine Monkey before???

No?!?!?!

What the hell people!!!

Get with the times homies!!!

I am SO taking this to the next party Clint and I are invited to.

I will be the coolest cat on the block walking in with a sock monkey wine holder.

Either that ...

Or I will not be invited back for the next social gathering.

Either way ...

I will make a freaking statement!


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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

A day in my life ...



And yes ... when I got up the next morning ... the bug was gone.

Thanks Clint!!!

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Saturday, June 16, 2012

No need to ever question it ... I have video to prove my life is nuts ...

It is offical.

My children are weird.

I am not sure if Harleigh is the ring leader of all this weird-ness.

Or Breeanna is because she is the one recording this video on her phone ... sideways.

OR Eythen ... because he is looking dazed and confused in the background as Harleigh tries to rally Donald Duck to the nearest gas station.


video


SEE!!!

I told you!!!

My children are weird.

Plain.

And.

Simple.

What makes it even worse.  This was taken during a trip back to my parents house.  So my three weirdos amazing children were in the backseat making these odd annoying noises ... all the while ... my Mom and Dad are stuck in the car with them for two LONG hours.

I am apologizing now Mom and Dad ...

For any future videos ...

Duck calls ...

Farting noises ...

Singing at the top of their lungs ...

During any LONG ASS car rides back to Grammy J and Papa Gene's house.

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Friday, June 15, 2012

Will you marry me ...

I am TOTALLY OBSESSED with this marriage proposal that I found while reading other people's blogs ...

Which lead me to clicking on random links to other websites...

Which lead me to this most amamzing video EVER!!!

AKA:  Before I realized it 4 hours of my life had disappeared all the while I was "surfing the net" ...

I mean ...

I am ...

SERIOUSLY ...

OBSESSED!!!

I was a sobbing mess two seconds into the video.

On a side note ... Clint ... the next time you propose to me (doesn't every marriage have multiple proposals???) I want you to get all of our friends together to dance for me. OH!!!  And of course get a marching band.  It really should not be that hard.

XOXOXO

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Happy Father's Day ...

With Father's Day just around the corner ...

I wanted to help all of you Mom's out ...

In helping find the "perfect" gift for the hubs.

So here is a "variety" of options for you.

1.  Unfortunately ... as much as I would like to say that this is a total "gag gift" ... my husband would be trying to rock the shit out of this every time I asked him to grill some hamburgers.  For a small price of $19.99 your hubby could be just as cool as mine.


2.  Now come on ladies ... you know you wanna see your hubby in the bedroom with Beef Jerkey Undies on.  *crickets*  Oh ... ummm ... yeah ... me neither.
3.  This is perfect for the hubby that likes to drink his beer ... look so darn cool ... and never have to leave the couch the entire evening.  It is definately an up and coming fashion trend for the Fall Fashion line ... no doubt about it.  You can have your hubby looking ubber-sexy with a beer belly for a low price of $29.99.


4.  For all those Dad's that just LOVE to grill ... how about a weenie roaster?!?!?!


or ...


On second thought ... this is probably not the best gift for a 6 year old to hand over to Daddy.

Moving on ...

5.  If you have a football lovin .. beer drinking ... wanna keep a cold one in the sweathirt type of guy ... then THIS is the PERFECT Father's Day gift for your husband.



Well .. there you have it.  A few items to choose from to help make Father's Day 2012 the most memorable one for your better other half.

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Saturday, June 9, 2012

Yummy Yummy in my Tummy ...

SCORE!!!  Another recipe that was a hit in the Moore household!!!

My inner Martha Stewart is taking a bow.

SIMPLE!!!

QUICK!!!

YUMMY!!!

I can mix it up and then throw it in the oven while I get the girls to dance-while washing Eythen's baseball uniform-picking up dog poop-tripping on a pair of flip flops-while texting my husband to bring me home a case bottle of wine.

Then POOF!!!

Dinner is served!!!
Quick Chicken Dinner

5 or 6 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 pkg bacon

1 package of dried beef

2 cans cream of mushroom soup

16 oz Sour Cream

Spray pan with cooking spray ... and arrange dried beef on bottom of dish.

Cut chicken breasts lengthwise chuncks.

Wrap each piece of chicken with a strip of uncooked bacon.

In separate bowl ... mix together soups and sour cream.

Arrange wrapped chicken on top of dried beef ... then pour cream mixture on top.

Cover with foil and bake at 275 degrees for 3 1/2 hours.

Remove foil the last 20 min or so.

Serve with a plate of white rice.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Like father ... like son ...



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*insert cricket sounds here*


Me:  I have a great idea on what we can do today kids!!!  Let's see how many naps we can take in one day!!! How does that sound?!??!?

*insert cricket sounds here*

Eythen: It sounds like I wanna go back to Grammy J and Papa Gene's house.
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Getting older obviously sucks ...

Me: Daddy has a big birthday coming up this year!  He is gonna be 35!

Breeanna: Holy cow!  That is so close to 40!  He is about to be an old man.

Eythen: Good thing you are only like 29 Mommy!

Me: Ummm. Two things. One ... Eythen, you are currently my favorite for the day. Two ... All I was meaning was that we needed to have a big party for him. Not admit him to a nursing home like Breeanna is suggesting.


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Monday, May 28, 2012

Who needs the GAP when you have a pair of scissors???

Every summer I go through my daughters drawers ...

And every summer I am stuck buying new tank tops and shorts because they are growing at the speed of light.

BUT ... their drawers are always full of t-shirts from previous activities they have done during the school year.

Basketball league shirts, volleyball league shirts, gymnastic shirts or dance academy shirts.  They seem to multiply every year in their drawers.  I sometimes wonder if they somehow got two shirts for the price of one with all of them that are crammed into their drawers.

So this summer ... I decided to put my Martha Stewart skills to use and come up with a way to get another use out of their t-shirts ...

That they will outgrow in no time flat ...

By making them "it is hot as hell outside" friendly!!!

I came up with a cute way to go from T-shirt to tank top in less than 5 minutes ...

First start off with a t-shirt ...
On a side note:
I have used t-shirts that are a bit to small ...
and a bit to big.
The ones that are a bit to big seem to work
just a wee bit better.

Cut the colar off of the t-shirt.
You can either cut right on the seam ...
or you can cut an inch or two below the seam.
Depending on how low you want the front to hang.
This one I cut right on the seam.

Next ... cut off the sleeves.
Again ... cut right along the seam.

Now comes the fun and cute part of the whole make-over.
Turn the t-shirt over and cut an "L" shape where the
sleeves "use" to be.
I have also cut the area in a "half circle" shape in
other t-shirts that I have done.

With the left over parts from the pieces that you have cut off ...
Cut 3 long skinny strings.
Let them "roll up" before you go any further.

Pull the back together with one of the rolled up strings.
You can do this in so many different ways
when it comes time to you tieing the two sides together.
Get creative!!!
I did this one by tieing many different knots
going up the back to secure it together.

You can even take some of the extra "pieces" and tie the shoulders together.
This one I tied many knots up and down the shoulder to match the
knots that I tied up the back of the shirt.
The options are endless on what you can do!!!

Perfection!!!
A cute new tanktop to add to the summer wardrobe pile ...
And I did not have to shell out $15 at the GAP for it!!!

Here is another option that I did ...
I braided the back together on this one.
Just a little something different than the knots.

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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Summer vacation ...

When is the exact moment that I realize that it is summer vacation???

When my children begin to agrue over anything ... and everything.

I am pretty sure I heard them bickering over the air they breath a few moments ago ...

Or was that someone's ice cream bowl had more in it than the other one???

I am not sure because I was to busy tripping over someone's flip flops in the kitchen.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Conversation between Clint and I ...

Me:  Did you get those boxes taken over to the storage unit?

Clint:  Not yet.

Me:  You realize I asked you 3 weeks ago to do it.

Clint:  I will get to it.

Me:  When??? 2013???

Clint:  Perhaps.

Me:  You annoy me.

Clint:  You are difficult.

Me:  I like to refer to myself as delightfully difficult.  Things would just be easier if you just agreed with it ... and took the boxes to the storage unit.

Clint:  *rolling eyes*

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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Missing person ...

If I ever go missing ...

I want my picture on a wine bottle ...

Instead of a milk carton.

That way only the fun and cool people can find me.

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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Stupid Math ...

This past year ... 5th grade math has been my enemy.

Everytime I try to help Breeanna with a word problem this is what it looks like to me.

If you have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples ...

How many pancakes will fit on the roof?

Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Clint ... the Math department is yours come Middle School ... I'm out.


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